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| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so bonkers, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our upcoming events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim 10 free Boopons (whatever those are) or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes for in-game goodies like ZENLESSGIFTHS and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC. Who needs diamonds when you have ZENLESSGIFTHS, are we right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of virtual revenge, cunning hares, and friendship fairs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! #BestServerEver #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Build your dream castle only to have it destroyed by a sneaky player, team up with friends to take on epic quests only to have them turn on you in the end. You never know what to expect on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!
So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the craziness of our Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8687 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join our server and experience the thrill of finding rare items in the game with the power of unlimited search engines at your fingertips. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have the power of the internet on your side?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Can you find him before he finds you? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Potions Brewed: | 151 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3915 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.
Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.
And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️
⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.
And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
