NoLePenNoGainMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on building the sickest castles. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, u’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. u gotta sneak in and dance with them to unlock special powers.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky and drop enchanted items for u to collect. it’s like a magical treasure hunt every day.

so, why join this server? because where else can u find a place where u can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? come join the madness, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	112	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5688
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9111
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Crops Grown:	4703	Enchantments Applied:	275
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1043
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Votes:	7127
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	New Chunks Explored:	110031
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mines Excavated:	2614	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9440	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Ores Mined:	4640	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Villages Defended:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4