NoLePenNoGainMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Animals Bred:	183
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5534
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on building the sickest castles. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, u’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. u gotta sneak in and dance with them to unlock special powers.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky and drop enchanted items for u to collect. it’s like a magical treasure hunt every day.

so, why join this server? because where else can u find a place where u can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? come join the madness, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Crops Grown:	9460

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	66	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Items Found:	5493

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Towns Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Potions Brewed:	95	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

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