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Ever wanted to share a bed with a random child who can’t even speak properly? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just like the OP’s mom, we encourage cozy slumber parties with kids who make up their own language. Who needs basic manners when you can have a sleepover with a child who thinks “palapalapaapapala pan” is a legit sentence?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the worst mom ever encourages her child to crash in your bed. Forget about school and education, just hand them a phone and let them watch videos in languages they don’t even understand. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs CPS or the police when you can have a blast in our small town Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!