Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 614
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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