Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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