NoKidsNoProbsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Votes:	9764
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Emeralds Found:	8790
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	147109	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	497
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	5539	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	162943	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Towns Built:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	370274	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2324	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	277
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Animals Bred:	99	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Secret Passages Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Towns Built:	9