NoKidsNoProbsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Void Gems Collected:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	5369
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3751	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Buildings Constructed:	35	New Chunks Explored:	614340
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4435
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Solarion SMP

application, Bluemap, Community, criteria, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Griefprotection, Joinus, Mature, opportunities, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Revision, rules, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Submission, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Season 5 Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	18+
Location	AZ, US

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any mods required to play on the server?	No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more.
Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server?	The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations.
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences?	This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you.

Self Acceptance Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Craft, Decision making, personal growth, Self, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-contentment, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of all those try-hard servers telling you to change and be someone you’re not, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server. We’re all about accepting yourself just the way you are, no judgment, no pressure to conform. Just pure, unadulterated chaos and fun.

Join us and unleash your inner weirdo, your inner freak, your inner… whatever the hell you wanna be. Let’s embrace the madness together and build some crazy shit in Minecraft. Who needs change when you can have a blast being your true, unapologetic self?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world where being yourself is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory. Let’s show the world that we’re proud to be weird, proud to be different, and proud to be… well, just us. Let’s do this!

SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL

Abuse, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, designated driver, emotional triggers, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mental health, relationships, self defense, sibling relationships, SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL, societal expectations, standing up for oneself, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.

Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!

HatePretend SMP

Concealing true emotions., Concealing true feelings, Disguising true preferences, Disliking popular trends, Faking enjoyment, Feigning pleasure, Forced participation, going along with the crowd, HatePretend, Hiding true opinions, Inauthentic enjoyment, Masking dislike, peer pressure, Popular but disliked, Pretending to fit in, pretending to like, Putting on a facade, Secretly despising, smp, social expectations, society’s expectations, Suppressing true emotions

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!

MemoryScentCraft

aromatic memories, aromatic recollections, childhood memories, emotional connections, emotional triggers, evocative aromas, evocative smells, fragrance memories, memory triggers, MemoryScentCraft, Nostalgia, olfactory senses, powerful memories, reminiscence triggers, scent associations, scent memory, scent stories, sensory experiences, sensory nostalgia, sentimental scents

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden cave filled with enchanted golden apples and talking creepers? Yeah, that smell of adventure and danger is what you’ll experience every time you log onto our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. The memories you’ll create here will be as unforgettable as the smell of freshly baked cake in the game.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server and let the smell of nostalgia and chaos wash over you like a tsunami of fun!

ZapCraft: Electric Muscle Boost

#workout, Boost, Electric, Electrical muscle stimulation, electrifying workout, Exercise, FITNESS, meta analysis, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle building, muscle development, muscle endurance, muscle fatigue, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle recovery, muscle stimulation, muscle strength, Muscles, resistance training, strength, ZapCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

hey u, ya u, do u wanna boost ur muscles mass and strength in minecraft? well then u gotta join this server cuz we got ELECTRICITY in our workouts! that’s right, we combine electrical muscle stimulation with resistance training to make u STRONG like a diamond sword!

imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.

plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!

The Eyebrows Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adorable, Anime, beauty, Chaika, cute, EXCITEMENT, Eyebrows, eyebrows on fleek, eyebrows on point, front page, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, makeup, Manga, Mweeeee, Popular, reaction, Realm, social media, Surprise, trending, viral

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a Chaika-themed world where everything is upside down and pigs fly backwards.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.

You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	276
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Love Letters Sent:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Votes:	2645
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!

BarbaricBlast2075 – Minecraft SMP

Advancements in science, BarbaricBlast2075, changing perspectives, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, ethical dilemmas, ethical standards, Evolution of humanity, evolution of society, future generations, future outlook, future society, historical perspective, Human Behavior, Minecraft, Moral values, Progress of time., Progression of civilization, smp, social norms, societal changes, technological advancements, technological innovations

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	9

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the coolest server ever, trust me. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even talking chickens, man. And get this, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.

Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Void Armor Forged:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	8873	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3