NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY