NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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