Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 9800
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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