NoKidsAllowedMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	84
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	262
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Potions Brewed:	176	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoApologiesMC

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Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	173
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	7378	New Chunks Explored:	492336
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PixelPeenPalace

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Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mines Excavated:	1854
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

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come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1