Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Towns Built: 6
Farms Harvested: 549 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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