NoKidsAllowedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can build and mine to your heart’s content while enjoying some juicy gossip!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual weddings gone wrong. Imagine being a bridesmaid, bringing your adorable toddler to a child-free wedding, only to be shamed by the groom’s mother for not fitting in with the family. It’s like a telenovela, but in blocky form!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some intense family drama as you navigate through passive-aggressive Facebook posts and rumors spread by disgruntled in-laws. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this chaos on our server?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, questionable wedding etiquette, and maybe even some virtual therapy sessions. Because on our server, the drama never stops!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	142
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Emeralds Found:	3621	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Potions Brewed:	163
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Towns Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	149	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9184
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	2512	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	4431	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	826
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Votes:	3524
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ores Mined:	6263	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Farms Harvested:	323	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	New Chunks Explored:	851803
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Animals Bred:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9403	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	737	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582