so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy cool world where u can build whatever u want, like a giant banana house or a roller coaster made out of cheese. and get this, the speaker of the russian senate is like, totally freaking out cuz he heard about our server and thinks it’s gonna start a ‘child-free movement’ or something. like, dude, we just wanna have fun and build stuff, not start a revolution or whatever. so come join us and let’s show the russian senate what real fun looks like! #bananahouse #cheesecoaster #childfreemovementlol

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 19 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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