NoKidsAllowedCraft

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

Christmas SMP – Oshi’s Streaming Your Minecraft

Livestream, holiday, streaming, fan favorite, winter holidays

Are you tired of spending Christmas with your annoying family? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and spend the holidays with your virtual friends instead! We have Santa creepers, snowman zombies, and even a secret underground elf village where you can trade your diamonds for magical presents. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest gingerbread house, you’ll unlock a special holiday skin that turns you into a giant candy cane. So ditch the boring Christmas dinner and come join the festive fun on our server! Your oshi’s streaming on Christmas, right?

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New Server IP
GayCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, gay wedding, GayCraft, LGBTQ pride, relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as consistent as my mom’s refusal to attend my same-sex wedding? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to always be there for you, even if your mom isn’t.

Just like my mom, our server has strong beliefs – but instead of hating on love, we’re all about spreading joy and fun in the Minecraft world. And just like my mom, we may not always show up when you want us to, but we’ll always be there in the end.

Join now and experience the drama of family dynamics mixed with the thrill of building your own virtual world. Who needs a mom at their wedding when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

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New Server IP
XmasFamDenyAITA

Events, family, Conflict, Expectations, Traditions

Are you tired of being the Christmas planner every year? Do you want a break from all the stress and drama of holiday planning? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where Christmas planning doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your own winter wonderland and celebrate Christmas every day of the year without any of the family drama. No more arguments about who gets more visits or who didn’t put in enough effort – just pure holiday fun!

And if your fiancé tries to invite you to his family’s Christmas celebration at the last minute, you can just tell him “no, we have plans” and continue building your virtual Christmas paradise. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a stress-free holiday season in Minecraft?

So join our server now and say goodbye to Christmas planning forever! (Disclaimer: consequences for your real-life relationship may vary)

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New Server IP
Gifts4Life

holiday presents, sentimental items, lasting joy, special memories, cherished possessions

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you unwrapped that one Christmas gift as a kid that made your heart skip a beat? Well, imagine feeling that same level of euphoria every time you log onto our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding virtual treasures that will make you feel like a kid on Christmas morning all over again. From rare diamond blocks to enchanted weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends, our server is a gift that keeps on giving.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret Santa event where players can exchange gifts and spread holiday cheer all year round. Who needs a real-life Christmas when you can have an endless supply of virtual presents to unwrap?

So come on, don’t be a Grinch! Join our Minecraft server and rediscover the magic of Christmas every time you play. Santa Claus himself would be jealous of the gifts waiting for you in our pixelated wonderland!

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New Server IP
CrocodileCraft Server: Dundee’s Demise!

Reptile, crocodile dundee, crocodile, demise, FAMOUS

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE CROCODILES THAT ARE FRIENDLY AND DO THE MACARENA! THEY’RE LIKE THE CROCODILE FROM THAT MOVIE CROCODILE DUNDEE BUT EVEN BETTER! THEY’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL! PLUS, OUR ZOOKEEPERS ARE TRAINED IN THE ART OF CROCODILE WHISPERING, SO YOU’LL BE SAFE AS A BUG IN A RUG! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CROCODILES DECIDE TO START A BOY BAND INSTEAD!

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New Server IP

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Christmas SMP – Oshi’s Streaming Your Minecraft

GayCraft Minecraft Server

XmasFamDenyAITA

Gifts4Life

CrocodileCraft Server: Dundee’s Demise!