NoKidsAllowedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	967
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	1290	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1508	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Emeralds Found:	6854
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Votes:	5916
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6746	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	70
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Towns Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	4068	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Towns Built:	5

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

Players:	102/700	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	8264
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1