NoKidsAllowedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nimi’s Trump ASMR Land

asmr, controversial, Internet Sensation, Land, Nimi Napkeks, nimis, political figure, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, sensory experience, sleep aid, social media, stress relief, Surprising, tingles, trending, trump, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected hobbies, Unique Content, viral video, whispering

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Yo, welcome to Napkeks Minecraft server! This place is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow jungle with exploding sheep and flying pigs. Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Come on in and let’s get this party started! See you there, gamers!

UnFriendableCraft

AITAH, Boundaries, Choosing, class friend, DISRESPECTFUL, doesn’t show up, DUMPED, family dinner, forgiveness, Friend, hurt feelings, important event, Invitation, long-term friendship, medical school, not be affiliated, overslept, rain forecast, stressful time, UnFriendableCraft, white coat ceremony

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like your unreliable friend? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you won’t be left hanging like a missed white coat ceremony!

Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable events, just like the weather forecast that made your friend bail on you last minute. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging with cryptic texts and excuses like “I don’t set alarms on weekends” – we’re here for you 24/7!

And if you’re tired of people not showing up for you when it matters most, come join our server where we’ll always have your back. No more getting dumped after 2 years of being strung along – on our server, you set the boundaries and we respect them!

So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a Minecraft server that’s always there for you. Join us now and let’s build some epic memories together!

EventualSMP: Global50yrs

Artificial Intelligence, climate change, cyber warfare, economic collapse, environmental disasters, EventualSMP, future predictions, Global Event, global warming, Global50yrs, healthcare advancements, international relations, natural resources depletion, nuclear warfare, pandemic outbreak, Political unrest, population growth, renewable energy, social inequality, space exploration, technological advancements, world affairs

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	591492	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest events happening every day! Like one time, a bunch of chickens started a revolution and took over the entire server, clucking their way to victory. And another time, we had a massive dance party with creepers and skeletons busting out some sick moves. Plus, rumor has it that in the next 50 years, the server is gonna be hit with a massive tornado made entirely of diamond blocks. So come join us and witness the chaos unfold, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Tax Revolt Craft

budget cuts, California, Craft, economic impact, education, federal government, federal taxes, financial consequences, fiscal responsibility, government accountability, government funding, Medical, political implications, public services, revolt, Services, social services, state budget, state sovereignty, Tax, tax protest, tax revolt, taxpayer revolt

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, California decided enough was enough and stopped paying federal taxes because they felt like the government wasn’t providing them with the services they deserved. Chaos ensued as the federal government tried to figure out how to handle the situation.

But on our Minecraft server, you can be a part of this wild scenario! Join us as we build our own California utopia, complete with free education, healthcare, and maybe even a few unicorns running around. Who needs the federal government when you have a Minecraft server like this one?

So come on, join us and see what happens when California takes matters into their own hands. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Reheat Leftovers Server

#sustainability, convenience, Cooking, eco-friendly, food preservation, food waste, frugal living, heating up, Kitchen hacks, leftovers, leftovers recipe, meal ideas, meal planning, meal prep, reducing waste, reheat, reheating, reheating leftovers, reusing food, saving money, Server, sustainable eating

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate foodie adventure! We have a special feature where you can reheat leftovers in game, just to let them cool down so you can eat them again! It’s like a never-ending buffet of lukewarm goodness. Plus, our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of culinary chaos. From building giant pizza slices to creating a skyscraper made entirely of bacon, the possibilities are endless. So come join us and let’s feast on some pixelated delights together!

Despair-Free Voting Land

#voter apathy, depression, Despair, despair and civic engagement, despair and democracy, despair and depression, despair and elections, despair and hopelessness, despair and mental health, despair and voting, DespairFree, elections, hopelessness, Land, mental health, mental health and voting, Political Engagement, political science, voter behavior, voter participation, voter turnout, Voting, voting behavior

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

come join dis minecraft server if you wanna vote in elections cuz apparently it helps with despair or some sh*t. like, if you feeling sad and hopeless, just hop on dis server and start voting in virtual elections to feel better. depression? nah, just vote in minecraft and you’ll be cured. who knew virtual politics could save lives, amirite? so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Termina – Towny War

alliances, Battles, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, marketplace, Medieval, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Termina, Towny, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

IP:	TerminaMC.com
BlueMap (40k x 40k!):	map.TerminaMC.com
Crossplay:	Java: 25565 \| Bedrock: 19132
Join us and live chat:	discord.gg/Termina

Towns & Nations

Build, expand, and protect what’s yours. Everything else in the wild is up for grabs.

Wartime

Declare war and raid for loot anytime an enemy player is online. Blocks regenerate afterwards.

Duels & Staking

Battle 1v1 for glory and wealth. Stake like in the RuneScape Duel Arena!

Earn Ranks Through Play

No shortcuts or pay-to-win, just skill.

Adventure, war, and strategy awaits. Join Termina and carve out your legend!

FAQ

What is the IP for the server?

The IP for the server is TerminaMC.com.

Can I play on the server using both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, the server supports crossplay. You can connect using Java (port 25565) or Bedrock (port 19132).

How can I join the live chat for the server?

You can join the live chat on Discord by visiting discord.gg/Termina.

Are there any shortcuts or pay-to-win features on the server?

No, there are no shortcuts or pay-to-win features on the server. Players can earn ranks through gameplay and skill.

What can I do in the game on the Termina server?

You can build, expand, and protect your own town or nation, engage in warfare with other players, participate in duels and staking for rewards, and carve out your own legend in the world of Termina.

Pixel Dreamland 1.20.2

1.20.2, Cancelling, cat, Content Creation, Digital Media, DiSRuPtiON, Dreamland, Entertainment, Feline, INCONVENIENCE, internet personality, Live streaming, Management, Online Community, online content creator, pet, PIXEL, Problem, Scheduling, solution, Stream, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	1248
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got a whole bunch of crazy vtubers running around, causing chaos and canceling streams because of cats! Like, what even is that? But hey, if you wanna be part of the madness and help us solve this cat problem, then you gotta hop on this server and show those feline fiends who’s boss! Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

TrendyFadGoneIn5Yrs Minecraft SMP

5 years, buzzworthy, Fashionable, fizzle out, flash in the pan, Forgotten, here today gone tomorrow, hype, Minecraft, not lasting, not sustainable, outdated soon, overhyped trend, Overrated, passing fad, short lived, smp, soon to be outdated, temporary, transient, trendy, trendy now, TrendyFadGoneIn5Yrs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Bro, let me tell you, joining this server is like finding a diamond block in a chest full of dirt blocks.

First off, the admins are like wizards, they can literally make pigs fly and turn creepers into disco dancers. And the players? Oh man, they’re like a mix of superheroes and unicorns, always ready to help you build the most epic castle or prank your best friend by filling their house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are stored, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking Enderman who’s also a stand-up comedian.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP server now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust me, in 5 years, everyone will be talking about how they wish they had joined earlier.

StopActingNormalMC

body shaming, bullying, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, Gaslighting, Harassment, ignorance, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Manipulation, mental health stigma, microaggressions, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, StopActingNormalMC, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, victim blaming

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	6031
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of people acting like mining for diamonds in Minecraft is just a casual hobby? Join our server and show them what real dedication looks like! Our players have been known to dig straight down to bedrock without a care in the world – who needs safety precautions anyway?

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can eat your way through buildings and landscapes?

So come join us on our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who needs normal when you can have chaos and cake instead?

Tut’s Tomb Minecraft Server

Ancient civilization, ancient egypt, ancient history, Ancient relics, archaeological discovery, archaeologists, archaeology, Artifacts, burial site, discovery, egypt, Egyptian history, Excavation, historical announcement, historical find, King Tutankhamun, Minecraft, Pharaoh.., royal tomb, Server, Tomb, Tomb exploration, tuts

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Animals Bred:	63	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crops Grown:	1812
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz we just discovered a ROYAL TOMB like king tut but even cooler! u can dig up treasures and fight mummies and pharaohs and stuff. plus, we have a secret passage that leads to a hidden oasis with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. join now before the curse of the tomb gets u! lolz.

Rent-A-Block-Singapore

Asia, Asia-Pacific, Diplomacy, economic influence, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global perceptions, global power dynamics, international affairs, international relations, LANDLORD, military presence, political analysis, regional politics, Rent, RentABlockSingapore, security alliances, Singapore, strategic interests, united states, US

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! u betta believe it, we got players from all over asia, even singapore! they say US be actin like a landlord tryna get rent from us, but we be too busy building epic structures and fighting dragons to care! join now for the best time of ur life, trust me u won’t regret it!

FarmCraft 2.0: Livestock Locator

agricultural innovation, agricultural productivity, AI in agriculture, animal farm, animal welfare, data analysis, economic opportunities, environmental impact, environmental outcomes, environmental sustainability, FarmCraft, farming strategies, Livestock, livestock management, livestock tracking, location prediction, locator, machine learning, precision farming, predictive modeling, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, Technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Runes Activated:	1

u wanna join our server cuz we got this new machine learnin thingy that predicts where animal farms are in minecraft. like, we know where alllll the cows and pigs are gonna be so u can plan ur farm better. it’s like magic but with computers and stuff.

we’re all about helpin the environment and stuff. like, we wanna make sure farmers are doin things right so the planet doesn’t get messed up. plus, we wanna help farmers make more money too cuz who doesn’t love money, right?

so come join our server and help us save the world, one pixelated cow at a time. plus, we got cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Retinue server minecraft

Active, application, bedrock, Community, Creative, Discord, Friendly, java, Mods, multiplayer, new, Opening, Plugins, private server, rules, serverlaunch, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Vanilla, private server minecraft, which is available both from the Java version and with Bedrock version of Minecraft. The server just opened and is waiting for you! But in order to get to him, you need to leave your application to the discord server, the link to which will be lower!

retinue.aternos.me:64298

Medieval Smp

arcane arts, breathtaking-cities, creatures-unknown, darkest-depths, dragons, Enchantment, endless possibilities, Epic battles, grand-fortresses, Legacy, legendary bosses, Lore, Medieval, mighty-kingdoms, minecraft server, Modded, Ocean, plundered-cities, Ruler, Skies, smp, thriving-kingdoms, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	120	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	875	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	124
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	4042	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Medieval SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Medieval SMP is a Minecraft server where players can build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment.
Season 2 has recently launched with new features and content for players to enjoy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, the server is whitelist. You can join by applying through the Discord server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can fight legendary bosses, build fortresses, master arcane arts, and explore endless possibilities in the world.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply for whitelist access.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is a Discord server where players can chat, coordinate activities, and stay updated on server events.
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 88.211.212.7:25565

Players:	105/700	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4