NoJob4Me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end job in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to build the most ridiculous and outrageous structures you can imagine. From giant toilets to flying pigs, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of evil chickens. So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and embrace the chaos of our SMP, then join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	305163	Enchantments Applied:	194
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ores Mined:	3797	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2053	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	667	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ores Mined:	9386
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Gods Slained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	917	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	115
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magic Items Found:	8808
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Boss Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DetentionDramaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BodyLove Minecraft SMP

beauty, body confidence, body image, body love, body positivity, BodyLove, Confidence, Individuality, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical attributes, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp, UNIQUENESS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your pixelated physique! Join us and flex those blocky biceps as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working on your Minecraft muscles! Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Schwarzenegger.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	160
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.