NoJob4Me Minecraft SMP

career, employment, job burnout, job challenges, job expectations, job experience, Job Interview, job market, job performance, job prospects, job requirements, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, Job skills, job stress, Minecraft, NoJob4Me, occupation, smp, undesirable job, worst job

Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end job in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to build the most ridiculous and outrageous structures you can imagine. From giant toilets to flying pigs, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of evil chickens. So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and embrace the chaos of our SMP, then join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3292	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	831906

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	281
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	4137
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ores Mined:	1392
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

aggression, Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticCraftWar, cold war, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military readiness, nato, preparedness, russia, SECURITY, strategy, territorial disputes, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Bodily Mysteries Server

bodily, Mysteries, Server

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3965	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.