CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	53	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Potions Brewed:	166

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	235

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Crops Grown:	6039	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	146	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mines Excavated:	2553	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	187	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Emeralds Found:	3944
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anniversary Livestream, baseball fan, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Escape Queen, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, nikke, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, red hood poll costume, Rewards, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TripTreats4Kids

blended family, child support, class trip, co parenting, equal treatment, family dynamics, family unity, financial responsibility, half siblings, interactive museum, parallel parenting, parenting conflict, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, school activities, sibling relationships, step siblings, stepchildren, stepcousins, stepfamily dynamics, TripTreats4Kids

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Updated October 21, 2024

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Updated October 21, 2024

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

Updated October 21, 2024

TripTreats4Kids

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3