NoHouseGuestsAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZelenskyyLegitCraft

chancellor, Conflict, controversial remarks, criticism, Dangerous, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, legitimacy, media coverage, political statements, power dynamics, president, public opinion, Scholz, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyLegitCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Zombie Dances:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3177	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide! like, one time, a player built a house made entirely of diamond blocks and then a giant chicken came and laid golden eggs all over it! it was lit af!

plus, the admins on this server are like unicorns, they grant wishes and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “please”! and if u find the secret hidden temple, u get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs! yasss queen!

also, there’s this rumor that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u get transported to a secret disco party in the sky where all the mobs are breakdancing and the music never stops! it’s like a rave but with skeletons and zombies! so epic, right?!

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! let’s build, mine, and explore together in this magical world of pure awesomeness! see u there, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty French PFAS Ban

Ban, chemical compounds, Crafty, environmental impact, Environmental Law, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental standards, european union, France, French, health hazards, health risks, industrial pollution, legislation, PFAS, Pollution, public health, Regulation, Sustainable development, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3724	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crops Grown:	7929	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Void Armor Forged:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even France adopted one of the most ambitious laws on PFAS just to try and be as cool as us. yeah, that’s right, we’re trendsetters in the virtual world and the real world.

if you wanna be part of this madness, come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty rad.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the craziness begin!

Probot server minecraft

Account.., add description, banner, banner-lazy, description, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, personal account, ProBot, Probot banner, Probot server, Rating, Server, server description, server image, Servers, Storage

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	183	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Star Shards Collected:	144

The description of the server server “Probot” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

probotot.aternos.me

Crafting for Christ [SMP]

bedrock, Chat, Christ, Community, consent, Crafting, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, family friendly, Griefing, java, Jesus focused, kid safe, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, QOL changes, Safe Server initiative, Server, shopping, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Zombie Dances:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Love Letters Sent:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	33	Void Gems Collected:	29

Overview
Love God and really dig Minecraft? At Crafting for Christ we are crafting a Christ centered Minecraft community. CFC is a family friendly, kid safe, Jesus focused Minecraft server. We strive to demonstrate the love of Jesus in all we do. We invite you to join if you love Minecraft and want to see for yourself what is different about our server. We offer: Java/Bedrock, Survival multi-player, Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes to enhance the experience, Safe Server initiative to protect our little ones, Rules include; no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat, Diamond based; player run economy, with an active shopping area, An active and loving discord community. Come alone or bring your family. We look forward to greeting you! Website: https://craftingforchrist.net/ Discord server: https://craftingforchrist.net/discord

Overview

Love God and really dig Minecraft? At Crafting for Christ we are crafting a Christ centered Minecraft community. CFC is a family friendly, kid safe, Jesus focused Minecraft server. We strive to demonstrate the love of Jesus in all we do. We invite you to join if you love Minecraft and want to see for yourself what is different about our server. We offer: Java/Bedrock, Survival multi-player, Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes to enhance the experience, Safe Server initiative to protect our little ones, Rules include; no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat, Diamond based; player run economy, with an active shopping area, An active and loving discord community. Come alone or bring your family. We look forward to greeting you! Website: https://craftingforchrist.net/ Discord server: https://craftingforchrist.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Crafting for Christ a family friendly server?	Yes, Crafting for Christ is a family friendly, kid safe server.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat.
Is there an active community on Discord?	Yes, we have an active and loving discord community.
What type of gameplay does Crafting for Christ offer?	We offer Java/Bedrock versions, Survival multi-player, and a close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes.
How can I join the server?	You can visit our website at https://craftingforchrist.net/ and follow the instructions to join.

Foid Destroyer Life 1.20.4

1.20.4, ABUSIVE, Boundaries, brainwashed, crazy, Decade, destroy, destroyer, Emotional Abuse, foid, Gaslighting, healing, Life, Manipulation, mental health, Recovery, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, TOXIC, toxic relationships, VOLCEL

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ores Mined:	8569	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Potions Brewed:	36	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and no foids to ruin your vibe. Build your dream world without any toxic relationships holding you back. Volcel for life, but Minecraft forever! Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s craft and laugh together, no brainwashing allowed here!

VibeCraftCentral

adult toys, Boundaries, co parenting, cognitive impairment, communication problems, domestic disputes, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Hidden Secrets, household dynamics, living arrangements, long-term effects, personal space, privacy, relationship issues, Respect, self-care, single parenting, Trust, VibeCraftCentral, vibrator

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s accusations about a vibrator? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you have to find the elusive vibrator hidden in a box of old clothes in the garage. Trust us, it’s a challenge worth undertaking.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with your ex while not actually being together, just like our server owner did. Separate rooms, separate lives, but one shared goal: taking care of our virtual daughter (who may or may not have a cognitive impairment, we’re still deciding on that one).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the added bonus of being accused of using a vibrator while your ex is asleep? It’s a classic case of mistaken vibrations that will keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you question your own sanity).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a breakup with a side of misplaced sex toys, join us now! Just remember, don’t forget to bring your accountability and respect, because things can get heated in our virtual world.

CraftyWanderlust

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Void Armor Forged:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of living in the same old boring country in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual passport to the most epic countries you can imagine! Want to live in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a country where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the country where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re ready for a wild adventure and a one-way ticket to crazy town, join our server now and start exploring your dream country today!

Eternal Resting Place 1.20.5

1.20.5, bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, departed loved ones, emotional pain, ETERNAL, eternal rest, final farewell, Funeral, GRIEVING, Heartache, Life after death., Loss, Memories, mourning, passing away, Place, Remembrance, rest in peace, resting, Sadness, saying goodbye

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

LOL, join our Minecraft server because we have zombies that drop diamonds when they die!

You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!

The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!

Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RentALessFriendAITA

abusive parent, boarding school, cleanliness, Communication, communication breakdown, Credit, damaged property, Disappointment, Favours, friendship, Honesty, honesty in references, OBLIGATION, realtors, rental history, rental property, rental reference, RentALessFriendAITA, Struggling, Support, used

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this crazy story!

Imagine living in a Minecraft world with your best friend, only to have them completely ghost you once they no longer need your cheap rent. That’s right, just like the OP’s friend in this story, you never know who might turn their back on you in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles over rental references, where you’ll have to decide if you’re willing to lie for your former friend or spill the tea on their dirty living habits. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of backstabbing, drama, and shady rental history, then join our server today! Who needs boring old friendships when you can have all the excitement of a soap opera right in your Minecraft world?

CraftyDan’s Warzone

Air Force, Army, Buy, CraftyDans, Danish military, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Equipment, foreign policy, military gear, military technology, national defense, Navy, prime minister, Procurement, SECURITY, warzone, weapons

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

Fun, Gene, gene targeting, Gene therapy, genetic breakthrough, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic research, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, infant treatment, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Motor neuron disease, neurological disorder, newborn treatment, prenatal treatment, Rare Disease, spinal cord disease, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Targeting, womb treatment, WombCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1484
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	New Chunks Explored:	709849
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	868571
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

Players:	110/400	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	429
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2