New Minecraft Servers

NoHoHo Minecraft Server

NoHoHo Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old Christmas festivities? Want to avoid the crowds and chaos of the holiday season? Join our Minecraft server for a more relaxed and unconventional approach to Christmas!

Forget the 12 pubs and crowded events, on our server, you can spend quality time with your loved ones without even leaving your house. No need to worry about your internal battery running low or feeling ungrateful for wanting a more low-key holiday season.

Join now and make memories with your family in a virtual world where the only crowds are pixelated and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard. Who needs skating and events when you can have a blast online with your loved ones?

And if you need a break from the holiday stress, our staff is here to support you and even mediate family discussions. We’re like a virtual therapist, but with more creepers and less judgment.

So come on, join our server and let’s make this Christmas one to remember (or forget, depending on how many times you fall into a lava pit).

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GrooveCraft Server 1.20.4

    GrooveCraft Server 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lololol i hope u didnt kiss a creeper instead xD

    Join this Minecraft server if u wanna build ur own winter wonderland and make out with cute villagers under the mistletoe!

    We got snowball fights, secret santa gift exchanges, and even a hot tub made of lava for those spicy moments 😉

    Don’t miss out on the chance to celebrate Christmas all year round with us! Just watch out for any sneaky Endermen trying to steal ur presents hehehe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jim Furrnette’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Jim Furrnette’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say hello to Jim Furrnette! This server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer, who can communicate with sheep using only interpretive dance. And don’t forget about Sally the Spider Tamer, who rides around on a giant spider named Fluffy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Jim Furrnette today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the villagers declare war on the zombies. It’s a crazy ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in Jim Furrnette!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EternalDebate Minecraft SMP

    EternalDebate Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that breakdance for emeralds. It’s a total vibe, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss that’s half Ender Dragon, half Spongebob Squarepants. And if you defeat him, you get a pet panda that shoots lasers out of its eyes. I’m not even kidding, bro.

    And the best part? Our server has a never-ending argument about whether pineapples belong on pizza or not. It’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and pineapple chunks. You gotta join just to witness the madness, bro.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BelieveMeOrRage

    BelieveMeOrRage

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    Are you tired of dealing with non-believers in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to believe every word you say, no matter how outrageous! Want to claim you can fly in real life? Go ahead, we’ve got your back. Claim you have a pet dragon that breathes fire? We’ll believe you and even help you build a stable for it. Join our server and never worry about being doubted again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlackSeaCraft or SpillCraft

    BlackSeaCraft or SpillCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we spill oil in the black sea just for funsies!! russia is like “oh noes we need federal emergency” but we’re like “lol who cares let’s keep spilling that oil!!” join us for a wild time of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast!! plus, we have free cookies for all players who help us pollute the environment even more. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP