NoHausForYouSisLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	148	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	6388	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	4755
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a peaceful escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own sanctuary away from judgmental siblings like Laura!

Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	155
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	3905

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Emeralds Found:	1820
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Emeralds Found:	8887
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

WifeStareCraft: SundayFunday

Commitment, corporate culture, Dedication, employee satisfaction, employee well-being, employee work ethics, family time, L&T chairman, leadership, long hours, productivity, SundayFunday, Time management, weekend work, WifeStareCraft, work culture, work demands, work expectations, work on Sunday, work pressure, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP

30 June 2024, 64k, 7 October 2023, CASUALTIES, children, Conflict, death rate, emergency response, gaza, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, MIDDLE EAST, mortality rate, older people, Population, public health, RIP, study, TraumaCraft, traumatic injury, violence, War, Women

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Towns Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s LIT AF! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!

Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.

Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!

Streamer SMP

1.20.1, 224 mods, apply, collaboration, Community, Discord, Fan, form, gameplay, Join, kitchensink pack, Modded, modified minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, questions, Server, Server Events, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
The server is whitelist only, has 224 mods and is on Minecraft version 1.20.1. It is a moderately modified kitchensink pack.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the discord link provided: Streamer SMP Fan Discord (Form to join is here)
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelist only.
What mods are included in the pack?	There are 224 mods included in the pack.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Visage Battle 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aesthetics, Appearance, Artificial Intelligence, attractiveness, battle, beauty, Body, body image, debate, Enhancement, face, facial recognition, Features, HUMANOID, IMPORTANCE, Perception, Physical, Preferences, robotics, Robots, Technology, visage

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we debate the most important question of our time – do robots care more about having a bomb-ass face or a thicc body?

Imagine rolling up to this server and being greeted by a bunch of robots with flawless faces and banging bodies. It’s like a futuristic robot beauty pageant up in here! And you get to be a part of it, bro!

So, if you wanna hang out with some sexy robots and ponder the deep philosophical questions of our time, then this Minecraft server is the place to be. Don’t miss out, join now and let the robot beauty debates begin!

PupperPurge Minecraft Server

animal welfare, back legs, compassion, difficult conversations, dog behavior, dog health, dog love, dog owner, Empathy, EUTHANASIA, incontinence, Labrador, Medications, Minecraft, mobility issues, panting, pet care, pet ownership, PupperPurge, quality of life, Server, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	103	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!

Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!

But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7078	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!