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BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crops Grown:	5469
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	112	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Villages Defended:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4452	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	225	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Farms Harvested:	985

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5145

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3603	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	673
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchantments Applied:	212	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	3171	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Animals Bred:	177	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Dragon Eggs Found:	4575
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Potions Brewed:	77	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2