LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Holy Grails Found: 2 Runes Activated: 6
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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