LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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