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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7022 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us for a server full of excitement and chaos, just like the small crowd of people on the side of the road in the story above. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our world?
With our server, you can roll around town in a virtual car, help injured players who have fallen off their virtual bikes, and even have your own Grammary to tend to your virtual wounds. And don’t worry, there are plenty of virtual security guards to keep the peace, even if they call you a stuck-up virtual bitch.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of virtual adventures, where you can be the hero or the villain, all while avoiding the drama of real life. Plus, there are no accusations of racism here – unless you count the virtual mobs coming after you!
