NoGoToThatLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2108	Mines Excavated:	2673
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	951992

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9871	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Votes:	8873
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	107
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Buildings Constructed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	45711	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	935	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	404	Crops Grown:	1623
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	605500	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

UkrainianDroneWarfare

Advanced weaponry, aerial bomb, aerial combat, aerial warfare, defense innovation, defense technology, drone technology, Drones, long distance drones, long range drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military development, military drones, military innovation, military technology, precision bombing, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian military, UkrainianDroneWarfare, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

so, liek, u kno how ukrainian army is all serious and stuff? well, guess what, they got drones now that can carry a MASSIVE 250kg bomb and fly for, like, 2,000 km! imagine the chaos u can cause with that! but, like, don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s even more lit than that. join us and u can create ur own drone army in the game, bombarding ur enemies with TNT from the sky. it’s gonna be epic, bro. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from the drones and plan ur attack. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

CancerCraft: Immune Boosting Quest

Boost, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, cellular immunity, chronic diseases, Chronic illness, D3+ T cell formation, disease prevention, fighting cancer, immune, immune cells, immune response, immune system, inflammatory cues, inflammatory signals, key findings, long-lasting immune response, Medical research, Patients, Quest, research, strategies

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that gives u superpowers like d3+ t cells?? well do i have the server for u!! come join us and become a superhero in the fight against cancer and chronic diseases!! our secret inflammatory cues will have u forming t cells like nobody’s business!! join now and become invincible!! #minecraftgoals #superherostatus #fightcancerwithminecraft

PixelmonZ

3d, CONTENT, CustomFeatures, developers, Events, gameplay, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Openworld, PixelmonZ, pokemon, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments, Training, Updates

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

PixelmonZ Server Overview

Features
All Pokemon Gens
Monthly Tournaments
Dex Rewards
Player Ranks
Quests
Custom Gyms
Master Tower
Economy w/ Player Shops
Bingo

Join PixelmonZ today to experience a unique and exciting Pixelmon adventure!

FAQs

How do I join the server?

To join our server, download and install “The Pixelmon Modpack” available at this link.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is play.pixelmonz.xyz.

Is there a Discord server for PixelmonZ?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/viibe.

Where can I find the store for PixelmonZ?

You can visit the store at https://store.viibe.xyz/.

Era Nexus Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, era, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchantments Applied:	106	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Emeralds Found:	845

Yo, bros, have you heard about this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a whole new dimension, man. Join this server and you’ll be transported to a world where anime characters come to life and stream on Twitch.

Imagine playing Minecraft with Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – it’s like a dream come true, dude. Plus, you can hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi.

But wait, there’s more! You can also chill with Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro. And don’t even get me started on Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, and Remilia Nephys – they’re lit AF.

And the best part? You can build and explore with Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, and Himemiya Rie. Oh, and Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, and Runie Ruse are there too.

But that’s not all, bros. You can also vibe with Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and Hikanari Hina. And don’t forget about Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, and Kokoromo Memory – they’re the life of the party.

So what are you waiting for, man? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥

Players:	99/600	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	107	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4