NoGoToThatLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	3295	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1995
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

UkrainianDroneWarfare

Advanced weaponry, aerial bomb, aerial combat, aerial warfare, defense innovation, defense technology, drone technology, Drones, long distance drones, long range drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military development, military drones, military innovation, military technology, precision bombing, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian military, UkrainianDroneWarfare, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so, liek, u kno how ukrainian army is all serious and stuff? well, guess what, they got drones now that can carry a MASSIVE 250kg bomb and fly for, like, 2,000 km! imagine the chaos u can cause with that! but, like, don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s even more lit than that. join us and u can create ur own drone army in the game, bombarding ur enemies with TNT from the sky. it’s gonna be epic, bro. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from the drones and plan ur attack. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

CancerCraft: Immune Boosting Quest

Boost, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, cellular immunity, chronic diseases, Chronic illness, D3+ T cell formation, disease prevention, fighting cancer, immune, immune cells, immune response, immune system, inflammatory cues, inflammatory signals, key findings, long-lasting immune response, Medical research, Patients, Quest, research, strategies

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that gives u superpowers like d3+ t cells?? well do i have the server for u!! come join us and become a superhero in the fight against cancer and chronic diseases!! our secret inflammatory cues will have u forming t cells like nobody’s business!! join now and become invincible!! #minecraftgoals #superherostatus #fightcancerwithminecraft

PixelmonZ

3d, CONTENT, CustomFeatures, developers, Events, gameplay, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Openworld, PixelmonZ, pokemon, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments, Training, Updates

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	124467	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

PixelmonZ Server Overview

Features
All Pokemon Gens
Monthly Tournaments
Dex Rewards
Player Ranks
Quests
Custom Gyms
Master Tower
Economy w/ Player Shops
Bingo

Join PixelmonZ today to experience a unique and exciting Pixelmon adventure!

FAQs

How do I join the server?

To join our server, download and install “The Pixelmon Modpack” available at this link.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is play.pixelmonz.xyz.

Is there a Discord server for PixelmonZ?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/viibe.

Where can I find the store for PixelmonZ?

You can visit the store at https://store.viibe.xyz/.

Era Nexus Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, era, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	9055	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Chimeras Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, bros, have you heard about this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a whole new dimension, man. Join this server and you’ll be transported to a world where anime characters come to life and stream on Twitch.

Imagine playing Minecraft with Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – it’s like a dream come true, dude. Plus, you can hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi.

But wait, there’s more! You can also chill with Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro. And don’t even get me started on Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, and Remilia Nephys – they’re lit AF.

And the best part? You can build and explore with Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, and Himemiya Rie. Oh, and Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, and Runie Ruse are there too.

But that’s not all, bros. You can also vibe with Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and Hikanari Hina. And don’t forget about Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, and Kokoromo Memory – they’re the life of the party.

So what are you waiting for, man? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥

ExBabyDaddyDramaCraft

agency.., baby names, blended family, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, custody battle, Divorce, emotions, ex, ExBabyDaddyDramaCraft, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, judgment, Lies, parenting, relationship, Support, TRANSITION

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Towns Built:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	95	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where drama unfolds like a soap opera, where relationships are more complicated than a redstone contraption. Join our server for a chance to experience the wildest love triangle you’ve ever seen!

Imagine meeting your dream girl at work, only to find out she’s still technically married to her ex and living with him. But wait, there’s more! She’s pregnant with your child and her ex thinks they’re still working on their marriage. Talk about a plot twist!

But that’s not all – as the baby’s due date approaches, tensions rise over the name choice. Will it be a tribute to the ex-husband or a fresh start for the new family? Join the server to witness the drama unfold and maybe even help decide the baby’s name!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

MineTears: DisneyCryfest

animated, animated classics, animated films, animated tears, Childhood, crying, Disney, Disney emotions., Disney magic, DisneyCryfest, emotional moments, emotions, Family Movies, Heartwarming, MineTears, movies, Nostalgia, sentimental, tearjerker, Tears, touching scenes, unexpected

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5012	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry like a Disney movie? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy instead! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated wonderland where you can build your own castle, ride unicorns, and battle evil dragons with nothing but a carrot! Trust us, you’ll be crying tears of laughter as you navigate our wacky challenges and make friends with talking animals. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Metallic Blaze Extinguishers

#metallic, air quality, Blaze, Chemicals, contamination, emergency response, Environment, environmental impact, Extinguishers, fire prevention, Fire Retardants, firefighting, hazardous, heavy metals, Metal Contaminants, metals, Pollution, Safety Measures, soil contamination, Suppressants, Toxicity, water contamination, Wildfire

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Towns Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crops Grown:	6065	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

do u like setting things on fire? well, do we have the server for u! our minecraft server is filled with wild and crazy adventures, like battling dragons with water buckets and riding pigs into battle. but the best part? we have metals in our wildfire suppressants! that’s right, you can put out fires with GOLD. who needs water when you have precious metals at your disposal? join us now for a flaming good time!

Nomad Nation

auction house, bedrock, Community, Custom Biomes, Custom Enchants, envoy, hard difficulty, Homes, java, Jobs, king of the hill, multiplayer, nation, Nomad, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, pvp arena, Quest, questing world, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Newly started server
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Homes, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Active Players	15-20
Location	East coast USA with European players
Server Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server difficulty?	Hard
Can bedrock players join?	Yes, bedrock players can also play on the server
Is there a whitelist?	No, but joining the Discord is required
What are some notable features?	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Is there a minimum age requirement?	Players must be 18+

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, anal sex, clean, Communication, consent, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, first time, good hygiene, Intimacy, mystic, perversion, Pleasure, Quest, Realm, Recommendation, safe sex, sexual health, thin woman, Trust, turn on, wet vagina

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! We may not have wet vaginas, but we do have thin women with good hygiene – what more could you ask for?! It’s a huge turn-on for everyone involved, trust me. Just make sure you only play with people you trust and know are clean. Don’t miss out on this perverted pleasure, join now!

CongestedCraft – Breathe Through Your Pixels

airpods, Breathe, breathing difficulties, breathing issue, breathing through mouth, car ride, congested nose, CongestedCraft, deviated septum, deviated septum problems, family communication, family dynamics, loud breathing, middle back seat, nasal congestion, nose breathing, overreacting, personal boundaries, pixels, relative conflict, snoring sound, SUV

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your unique breathing style? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to breathe however they want! No deviated septum discrimination here, just pure gaming fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so exciting, it’ll clear up your congestion in no time. So come on over and let your nose breathe freely while you conquer virtual worlds with us!

MorningGr8fulMC SMP

appreciation, Blessed, counting blessings, cultivating thankfulness, daily gratitude, embracing gratitude, Grateful, Gratitude, Happiness, mindfulness, morning, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningGr8fulMC, positive mindset, positivity, self-care, smp, starting the day right, thankful, thankful heart, waking up

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	New Chunks Explored:	114637
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

OMG guys, you like waking up in the morning? Well, imagine waking up in our Minecraft SMP and being greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Like, who wouldn’t want to join our server where the llamas are the real MVPs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who shoots fireballs from his beak to protect us from creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies who love to breakdance.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures ever, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like riding a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

CraftyCrashLand

Accidents, air traffic control, air travel, Airlines, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), CraftyCrashLand, emergency response, FAA, Fatal, investigation, News, NTSB, Passengers, Pilots, plane crashes, Safety, Tragedy, Transportation, US

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	6095
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a server that will make your heart race faster than a plane crash? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so intense, it’ll make you forget all about those pesky real-life disasters. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, heart-pounding challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a plane when you can fly through the skies on the back of a dragon? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9873	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4