NoGoToThatLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WifeyCraft2022

aita, arguments, Asian culture, Communication, Delivery, EMBARRASSMENT, EQ level, family, first born son, hurt feelings, korean culture, last name, legally changing my last name, lunar new year, Marriage, parents, Proposal, relationships, Siblings, Wife, WifeyCraft2022

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old last names? Join our Minecraft server where you can change your last name to anything you want, just like this guy who changed his last name from Pak to Park to carry on his wife’s family name!

Join us for some family drama, arguments over cultural differences, and a phone blowing up with messages from angry siblings. Who knew changing your last name could cause such chaos? But hey, at least his wife proposed to him, so it’s not all bad!

Come join the fun and see what outrageous last name changes and family drama await you on our server. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a low EQ level move that leaves your parents disowning you!

FBItermin8rsMCSMP

band together, band together campaign, Campaign, campaign leadership, fbi, FBItermin8rsMCSMP, inside band, inside information, leadership, Legal, Legal professionals, Military, military officers, professionals, terminated employees, terminated employees campaign, terminated FBI, terminated FBI campaign, terminated FBI employees, terminated legal professionals, terminated military officers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

Afk, Alone Time, bathroom, BathroomCraft, daily routine, Grooming, habits, hygiene, longer bathroom breaks, Men, mens health, mental health, Mins, personal care, Relaxation, restroom, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-indulgence, stress relief, Time management, time wasting

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	248
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8476	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Potions Brewed:	155
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crops Grown:	2526

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Votes:	5339

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Votes:	3525	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5