NoGardenNoLifeMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles between bards and spiders, where the spiders are so shaken by the bard’s sick rhymes that they drop all their loot in fear.

But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft SMP – /lig/ – Llama Is Good

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why, you ask? Because we’re all about that VIP life, baby! We’re like the exclusive club of indie vtubers, where the big shots with thousands of viewers are outnumbered by us 500-view legends.

But don’t worry, even if your oshi only has 499 viewers, you can still join… as long as they’re a Twitch partner or something equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a list of the top players in our SMP, like Filian with 6,600 viewers and Dokibird with 4,541. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like tororo_vtuber from Japan with 4,677 viewers.

We’re all about supporting the little guys who aren’t tied down by corporate branding. We’ve even got guides on Twitch clips, VOD archival, and a Wheel of Names for some spicy fun. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some… ahem… adult content.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like our upcoming birthdays for Bao, Leaflit, Mint, and Rummy. And don’t forget to check out our OC material and, of course, the Ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ duck stream?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the madness. We’ve got threads for everything, from corpo vtubers to indie legends. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy world of /lig/!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Elves R Us Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, look no further because our server is in desperate need of elves! Yes, you heard that right, we need elves to help us defeat the evil griefer trolls who keep trying to steal our precious blocks.

Join our server and become the hero that we all need! As an elf, you’ll have special powers like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a herd of unicorns to trample your enemies. Plus, you’ll get to ride on giant flying pigs and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But beware, the griefer trolls are not to be underestimated. They have an army of evil chickens that lay explosive eggs and can turn into giant spiders at will. Only with the help of our brave elf warriors can we hope to defeat them and save our beloved Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic battle of elves vs. trolls begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Game Source Code Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the source code is as open as the doors to our crazy community!

Imagine a server where you can mod the game to your heart’s content, creating your own crazy creatures and epic quests. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens? Go for it! Feel like adding a disco ball to the Ender Dragon fight? Why not!

Our server is like a mad scientist’s lab, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret code that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. The possibilities are endless on our open-source playground!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

What is the IP for Shrekyou21 Minecraft Server?

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“Shrekyou21 is a passionate content creator on social media platforms, known for their comedic and relatable content. With a knack for storytelling and a unique sense of humor, Shrekyou21 has amassed a loyal following who appreciate their authentic and entertaining posts. In their free time, Shrekyou21 enjoys exploring new hobbies, spending time with friends and family, and spreading laughter to their audience.”

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	7090	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Frens United Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone in your sad little corner of the world? Well, fear not my friend, for we have the ultimate solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and become part of a global community of frens from all over the world!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly llamas who guided them through the treacherous lands of Minecraft. Together, they battled evil mobs, built magnificent castles, and even discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! And all because they joined our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal companions, and even have dance parties with the Endermen! The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole world of frens waiting for you in Minecraft?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Why Are We Hating Immigrants Again? Minecraft SMP

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So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to hate on immigrants. Why, you ask? Well, because they keep stealing all the diamonds and building better houses than us, obviously! Join us on this wild server where we spend more time building walls to keep out those pesky immigrants than actually playing the game. It’s like a real-life political debate, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is run by the cutest, coolest, and slightly schizophrenic hagsmith of HoloID Gen 3 – Kaela Kovalskia! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs, covers, and group performances that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a place where the characters have more drama than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.

With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixel Paddle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of slipping and sliding all over the place in Minecraft like a penguin on ice skates? Join our server and say goodbye to slippery thumbsticks and hello to precision control with our custom DualSense controllers! Our thumbstick caps are so grippy, you’ll feel like you have the strength of ten Minecraft Steve’s! Don’t be a noob with slippery sticks, join us and dominate the virtual world with ease.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	4676

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Rob ot AI art sells for $1.1 Million Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our AI-powered robots are getting in on the action! Meet Ai-Da, our resident artist who just sold a painting for $1.1 million – all thanks to the inspiration she found on our server!

Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	9829
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1