NoFamousFriendsAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5178	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accurate, clairvoyant, eerie, foreboding, gut feeling, gut instinct, gut reaction, GutFeelingGamer, Instincts, instinctual knowledge, intuition, intuition is always right, intuitive hunch, Minecraft, Mysterious, premonition, psychic, sixth sense, smp, strange, trust your gut, Uncanny, Unexplainable

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Buildings Constructed:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

Brighten your day, cheerful moments, everyday life, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, little things, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, spreading happiness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	8704
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2128
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8647
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Towns Built:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Animals Bred:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3