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Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	9383	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4829
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8639	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3348	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4359
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5