NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyTwistMC

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Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	70
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	5629	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cucaracha Players

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Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ores Mined:	6410
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	4693
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineCraftMemories

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Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Dragon Eggs Found:	9245	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RedstoneRuskiCraft

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so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EndNetwork

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EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Chaotic Realms

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[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.