NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Throne & Liberty MC Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join our server, where you can transform into sani for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to be a shape-shifting warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Chronicles, Costume Party Mixer, creeper, Dawntrail Genera, Dynamis, ELEMENTALS, EU, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Kraken, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, NA, Primal Mist, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier, xivg

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the elementals are worshipped like royalty? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for meetups like Dynamis, Kraken, where we search for buried treasure like true pirates. Or how about a Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where the fashion is out of this world? And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event in Balmung, Crystal, where we sing and dance our hearts out to spooky tunes. So come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Man or Woman Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the real world gender debate? Escape to our Minecraft server where everyone is a blocky pixel person and gender doesn’t even exist! Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs to worry about being a man or a woman when you can be a creeper or a pig instead? So come on over and leave all that gender drama behind, because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9002
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ores Mined:	6565
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Carol’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Forget about boring old servers, because on our server, you’ll meet Carol – the legendary llama who can build entire castles with just a flick of her tail!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Carol and the evil Ender Dragon, who keeps trying to steal her stash of diamond blocks. Will Carol emerge victorious, or will the Ender Dragon finally get his hands on those precious diamonds? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away. Join them for a zombie rave party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and creeper-shaped cocktails!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with Carol and her zombie friends. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1987	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

What are Minecraft servers like EdgeGamers Organization ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to EdgeGamers Organization that you may enjoy include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its wide variety of minigames, including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. 2. Mineplex – Popular for its large player base and diverse range of games, such as Super Smash Mobs and Dragons. 3. The Hive – Offers unique game modes like Trouble in Mineville and Survival Games. 4. CubeCraft Games – Features a mix of classic games like EggWars and newer modes like Lucky Islands. 5. SkyBlock – Focuses on the popular SkyBlock game mode, where players start on a small island and must expand and survive.

These servers all offer engaging gameplay experiences with their own distinct features, making them worth checking out if you enjoy the experience provided by EdgeGamers Organization.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5383
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old dungeons that only last a measly 20-30 minutes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Ice Cavern you’ll ever experience! It’s so massive that it’ll take you days to navigate through all the twists and turns. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the cavern that will make you the richest player in the entire server. But be warned, the Ice Cavern is also home to a fierce tribe of penguin warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their icy domain. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	165	Star Shards Collected:	99
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.