NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mainstay

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You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

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Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Emeralds Found:	7192

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	9447
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AC Off Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockCraft911

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Centurion

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Economy Faction Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Whitelisted Bedwars Skywars Parkour

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3686
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Border 512×512

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Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

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WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
Features	Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
Community	Friendly and welcoming

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

anti-Zionism, antisemitism, Bigotry, chosen people, Conversion, CRAZE, ethnic cleansing, ethnic identity, Genocide, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Holocaust denial, intolerance, Israel, Jewish, Kosher, Larping, Minecraft, Poland, racism, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, Sin

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Emeralds Found:	6581	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Items Found:	5688
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MomCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ores Mined:	4670
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.