NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	196
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3558	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sparkle World Minecraft server

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Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2494	Alien Abductions:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Divine Spears Created:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	771715	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Farms Harvested:	116
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	501

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Farms Harvested:	602	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

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SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1184	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3707	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TV Men Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7688	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10