NoCuffsMC: Where Police are Extinct! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the police are extinct like dinosaurs! No more getting arrested for stealing diamonds or blowing up creepers. It’s a lawless land where you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of punishment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building massive piggy fortresses. Join forces with them to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and swimming in rivers of caramel. The possibilities are endless on our crazy Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with talking pigs, candy universes, and no pesky police to ruin your fun. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other.

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	2963
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Buildings Constructed:	32	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
New Chunks Explored:	666024	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Magic Items Found:	8923	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Votes:	9100	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Runes Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	127
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	292

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2581
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Void Armor Forged:	23
Holy Grails Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	1246
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Votes:	7453

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Towns Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!