NoCookoutForMe | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being the third wheel at family cookouts? Do you suffer from social anxiety and just want to hang out with your friends without all the extra baggage? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build and explore without any judgment or awkward family dynamics!

On our server, you can create your own little world where you don’t have to worry about being called an asshole for wanting to hang out with just your friends. No parents, no kids, no significant others – just you and your pals having a great time in the virtual world.

So say goodbye to awkward cookouts and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the fun begin!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9491
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Items Found:	1494
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8495
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	4719	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Animals Bred:	82	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Votes:	2208
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	108
Alien Abductions:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3446
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5153	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3