Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 8
Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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