Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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