NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2256	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7285	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	185
Crops Grown:	9819	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	154199	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8873
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Animals Bred:	75
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

ap news, China, coal, CraftyCoalLNGTariffs, economic impact, economic policy, energy resources, Fossil Fuels, global economy, government action, import/export, international relations, international trade, LNG, market volatility, political decisions, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4004	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	1

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

EcoCraft Riverbank Oasis

#sustainability, clean water, conservation, drinking water, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental, filtration system, health, Oasis, public health, Purification, purification process, research, reverse osmosis, Riverbank, riverbank filtration, Sustainable development, sustainable practices, Technology, water management, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runes Activated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, u know how u thirsty in minecraft and u gotta drink that water but it’s all gross and stuff? well, this server got that fancy riverbank filtration thingy so u can drink that water like a fancy person. and get this, they also got reverse osmosis so that water be even purer than ur mom’s love for u. it’s like drinking liquid gold, but without all the calories. come join this server for the fanciest water u ever drank in minecraft, ur taste buds will thank u.

Players:	96/700	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	143	Dimension Hops:	8
Votes:	6942	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3