NoBreakNoCraft

breaks, don’t use, if you don’t use it, long tail, NoBreakNoCraft, tags, what breaks

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Emeralds Found:	1953	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

Novylen

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ores Mined:	5717	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Ores Mined:	974	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Items Found:	8662
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Towns Built:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	1376	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl

Toro League

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	35

server.toro-league.com

BuildingParadise

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

85.131.157.159

AmishSMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27

play.amishsmp.com

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

mc.liberty-survival.com

BioBroodGaming

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Farms Harvested:	824
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

108.163.193.100

Aethier

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	120
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

mc.aethier.co.uk

Buxville

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Crops Grown:	8001	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	919	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

buxville.net

PrisonRC

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	260
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	432300

PrisonRC

prison.reborncraft.biz

BmailPvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Votes:	6930	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

198.24.162.90

Neuland Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4438
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Neuland Server

85.131.157.16