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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9304 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 191 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?