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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3096 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?