NoBabyNoWedding | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, stealing the spotlight from the bride and groom? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the child-free wedding you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a formal, adult affair where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any interruptions from pesky little ones. No need to worry about baby creepers blowing up your hard work or toddler zombies stealing your diamonds – this server is strictly for grown-ups only.

Just like the bride in this story, we understand the importance of setting boundaries and sticking to them. So leave your baby villagers at home and come join us for a drama-free, kid-free experience that will make your big day extra special. Trust us, it’s worth it – even if your friends start siding with the baby zombies.

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Emeralds Found:	7680
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9719
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6806	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Farms Harvested:	702
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	293	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Emeralds Found:	4228
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	992213	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Buildings Constructed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Love Letters Sent:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Farms Harvested:	894	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3900	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	593	Emeralds Found:	646
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	297	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	4404

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2624	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	4246
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	129	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1164
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

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