NoAnonNoProblem Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	1848
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ores Mined:	4952	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Animals Bred:	137	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	264	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Potions Brewed:	120	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2390	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	New Chunks Explored:	430539
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9991	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ores Mined:	3337	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	125	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	97
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	740
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	986577	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3