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Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crops Grown:	5400
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2351	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KidzGoneWildMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ores Mined:	2849
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3553
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Potions Brewed:	65
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crops Grown:	1490
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	123	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	520015	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Animals Bred:	77	Magic Items Found:	2105

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Towns Built:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3