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Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	690
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Items Found:	6954	Animals Bred:	81
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ores Mined:	2922	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Star Shards Collected:	60	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	825	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	5923	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2